Thursday, March 28, 2024

Amway WWDB World Wide Dream Builders Spring Leadership 2024

Yup its getting close to that time of the year again when Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2024 function is coming up. If anyone has information about it for 2024 feel free to load up the comments.

This blog is getting hits from Amway ambots searching for information about Amway World Wide Dream Builders Spring Leadership 2024 and other years too because Ambots seem to think they have the power to turn back time just by the virtue of the fact that they’re in Amway. And yes they’ve come to the right place. Spring Leadership is yet another Amway WWDB function that is top secret and the Amway cult leaders won’t tell the IBO’s what its about so Ambots frantically search online.

World Wide Dream Builders and Amway holds 4 brainwashing conferences through the year: Dream Night, Spring Leadership, Family Reunion  and Free Enterprise Days FED. The Amway cult followers go ballistic crazy in their love and devotion and shower their leaders with $125 each to buy a ticket. Price has probably gone up. WWDB Spring Leadership is usually held in April but so far the Amway cult leaders haven’t put the actual dates anywhere that I can find them so too bad for those Ambots desparately trying to find out cause so far I don’t know. And bottom line I don’t really give a shit either.

So for those of you who are wondering what the fuck is Amway WWDB Spring Leadership its just another expensive social Amway gathering where ambots go to worship their Amway cult leaders and hand over their money. The ambots coming from out of town and that’s just about everyone, add in the travel expenses plus hotels and meals.

For some cities this agonizing Amway convention drags on for 3 days and other cities its 2 days. I guess the 3 day events are in cities with dumber than average Amway ambots if such a thing could exist because the jury is in that everyone in Amway is dumber than shit!

According to the Amway propaganda the Amway cult leaders will be teaching Ambots how leadership plays a role in building the business. I’m not going to debate whether or not that’s true in the real business world but just LOL that they’re peddling that bullshit at an Amway brainwashing conference. Too many leaders and not enough Ambots based on the old too many Chiefs and not enough Braves syndrome comes to mind. And how does that work out? There will always only be a small number of Amway cult leaders. All the other lowly ambots are only being bullshitted with the leadership mumbo jumbo because the bastards at the top of the pyramid don’t want to share too many slices of greed pie. Apparently mostly the Amway cult leaders will be preaching how important it is to have a dream and how having a dream makes someone successful. Again just a bunch of bullshit Amspeak propaganda. Amway is all about dreaming. The Amway scheme is to dream yourself into riches. Motivational and promotional videos will be shown all weekend. Let me break that down. The motivational videos will be about the Amway Diamond’s material possessions and how they aspire to be featured on the TV show Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous. The promotional videos will have to do with the Amway tool scam. Sign up for Communikate, buy more books and CD’s. That sort of shit. Will John Maxwell be a speaker again? The Amway cult leaders make a point of saying he’s sold over 16 million books. I bet we can all guess what some of those promotional videos will be showing –  LOL! - buy some of his books.

Here let me break it down to what really happens at Amway WWDB Spring Leadership. At Amway World Wide Dream Builders Spring Leadership the Diamonds are bullshitting and lying about how to build a business but mostly focusing on having a dream to believe in is the secret to success in Amway. Supposedly the Diamonds are teaching how leadership builds an Amway business and they’ll be yapping about dream building and believing in your dream and the usual mumbo jumbo brainwashing bullshit you can expect at any Amway function. They’ll be teaching leadership and business methods (Yeah right. That would be a first) and showing motivational and promotion videos all weekend.

And now for what really happens…. There will be a never ending parade of Ken and Barbie Diamonds stomping across the stage. Brainwashed ambots will shriek and rush the stage to get closer to their beloved cult leaders. The arena’s security staff will beat them off. “Get back to your seats motherfuckers!!!!” Ambot Barbie will talk first. She’ll say something like I was working a minimum wage job as a waitress in a biker bar and had to flash my boobs to make tips. Ambot Ken was working for the man cleaning porta potties. Do you know what its like coming home to a man who smells like shit every night???? Then one day a dear friend showed us “the business” plan. We borrowed $20 for gas to make it to the Amway conference. And now we are rich rich rich and we pay for everything in cash. I love Ken so much for giving me the lifestyle of the rich and greedy. He’s my warrior…… Then some lowly piece of shit Amway ambot brings a chair onstage and Barbie sits there and stares down warrior Ken while he brags about their mansion, their fleet of cars, their private jet, the vacations they take and then shows a slide show of all their material possessions. Or maybe the ones they rented for the day for the staged photo shoot. They finish by mocking the adoring ambots that if they can do it “then so can you”. Meanwhile the only thing on Ken and Barbie’s minds is how much of the ticket sales proceeds are they going home with for showing up today to bullshit the Amway cult followers.

Not too long ago year the Amway cult leaders showing up on the World Wide Destructive Bastards website were being called “difference makers”. I got two words for all you fucking Amway “difference makers”. FUCK YOU!!!! The only difference you bastards are making is making your cult followers poorer and even further in debt. The only difference between last year’s brainwashing conference and this year’s brainwashing conference is that the majority of faces in the crowd will be different. I’m not going to list the Amway bastards raking in the ticket sales for a couple of reasons. It’s the same old tired crew who always show up to bore the Ambots. We don’t call WWDB World Wide Destructive BASTARDS for nothing! Also we just don’t know which Amway cult leaders will be slinging shit at Spring Leadership. WWDB locked down their secret password so anyone not in the Amway cult can’t check out the agenda.

Tickets used to cost $125 but they might have jacked up the prices for Amway Spring Leadership 2024. Here’s where WWDB Amway Spring Leadership used to be held but I don’t know what cities are on the current agenda due to declining attendance at Amway functions. Hey even if these cities have dropped off the Amway brainwashing circuit they still work for search engines.

Las Vegas
Spokane
Honolulu
Calgary
Minneapolis
Denver
Fort Lauderdale


There used to be a couple of other places. Washington DC and Jamaica went missing from the line up a few years ago but I had to slot them somewhere into this post to help with search results!

Checked event calendars of some of the convention halls Amway WWDB used to hold their brainwashing functions at but due to declining attendance they’re probably booking ball rooms at hotels or high school auditoriums where it’s cheaper.

Spring Leadership will drag on for 2 or 3 days this year beginning on Friday night, depends on which city you’re going to. The Friday night brainwashing session is mostly a show of Amway products and there might not be any Diamonds brainwashing their cult followers that night in the arena but they’ll probably have a top secret meeting somewhere else for “serious business builders”.

This boring Amway Spring Leadership bullshit goes on all weekend. There is no training how to increase Amway sales, how to find prospects to recruit into the cult, there are no leadership skills taught. Just a bunch of Ken and Barbie Ambots figuring out how to entertain their cult followers and keep them up all night. Sleep deprivation is a common cult tactic for brainwashing.

And there you have it. Ambots wasted lots of $$$ just to hear the same bullshit they hear at every Amway function. But by going to the function that puts them 6 months ahead of the ambots who didn’t go. Yeah 6 months closer to bankruptcy.

And now all Amway ambots can save their money and not make the assholes in their upline richer by buying tickets to go to Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2022 because I’ve already covered the highlights.

And now for a little assistance on the search results including years gone and still to come because Amway ambots are so fucked up they don’t know what year it is. Seriously. They’re searching backwards and forwards. That’s what getting brainwashed into the Amway cult does to a person.

World Wide Dream Builders Spring Leadership 2024
Amway World Wide Dream Builders Spring Leadership 2024
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WWDB Amway Spring Leadership 2024

World Wide Dream Builders Spring Leadership 2025
Amway World Wide Dream Builders Spring Leadership 2025
World Wide Dream Builders Amway Spring Leadership 2025
Amway Spring Leadership 2025
WWDB Amway Spring Leadership 2025
World Wide Dream Builders Amway Spring Leadership 2023
Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2023
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Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2023
World Wide Dream Builders Spring Leadership
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World Wide Dream Builders Amway Spring Leadership
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And as always let send out a big old FUCK YOU to the assholes in the Amway upline!

Amway sucks!

WWDB sucks!

Spring Leadership sucks!

All Amway functions suck!

Fuck Amway!

 

 

 

Wednesday, March 27, 2024

The Amway Cult Is Full Of Jerks And Squares

Thanks to one of our readers for sharing their story about getting sucked into Amway by someone they trusted:

I was a young guy (22) when my cousin signed me up in Amway. In those days there was no "starter kit," and I don't think there even was an entry fee. All you had to do was agree to be a distributor, sell products, and try to recruit a down-line. There also were no vicious, bloodsucking subsystems like WWDB or Network 21 or BWW. There weren't even any "tools," except for a few tapes of DeVos and Van Andel speaking at meetings. My cousin played one of them for me once, and I was completely turned off by its vulgar, rah-rah enthusiasm. I didn't say anything, but I could tell that my cousin was disappointed by my silence. I think he too (deep down) realized that Amway was totally lacking in class.

I was unmarried, so I had no wife to advise me against the deal. Since Amway back then involved practically no investment at all, my parents were uninterested in the whole question, and assumed that it was just some unimportant waste of time.

I absolutely refused to try and sell Amway products to friends and relatives. The entire idea seemed distasteful and cheesy to me. I didn't want to bother my aunts and uncles for "pity" purchases! Instead I did my best to flog the products to the auto dealers in our neighborhood, and I did manage to sell a number of cleansers, polishers, and similar items. The amount of money I made was trivial.

I never signed up anyone. In fact, my cousin never even mentioned to me the business of making a huge list of friends, acquaintances, and relatives to call. Perhaps this wasn't part of the Amway shpiel back then.

Only once did my cousin try to sign up some people whom I had recommended as possible recruits. They were two of my old college buddies. He and I went over to the house of one of them, where several guys were gathered for a few beers and TV sports watching. We were all just young college guys, having a typical male night together.

My cousin gave the typical Amway song and dance for about two hours, with the usual circles and lines drawn on paper. The two guys he was trying to recruit listened patiently, and asked several intelligent questions. My cousin answered as well as he could, and tried as hard as he could to put the Amway "plan" in the best possible light.

Then he made his big mistake. He brought out some printed Amway literature and showed it to them. Most of the stuff was just printed facts and figures, but one was a large fold-out pamphlet with photos of Amway couples from all over the country.

My two friends immediately seized upon this pamphlet. They looked at it incredulously. Then one of them said "Are THESE the kind of people who are in Amway?" When my cousin said "Yes, these are Amway distributors!" the guy replied "THESE jerks? These people are totally uncool SQUARES! Look at them! They look like George-and-Martha from Rat's Ass, Kansas!"

I couldn't help breaking out into laughter, for I had thought the exact same thing when I had looked at that pamphlet earlier. The Amway couples did indeed look like small-town dopes.

My cousin was infuriated, and said "Don't join Amway! You don't belong in this wonderful organization! You have a completely wrong attitude!" But at that point he must have realized that Amway was not going to appeal to anybody there, and he asked me if we could leave.

That was the beginning of the end for me. I just couldn't take Amway seriously anymore. What really generated my continuing rage at Amway is how it estranged me from my cousin for many years, and brought about the dissolution of some very strong friendships that he and I had in common with others.

 

 

Tuesday, March 26, 2024

In Amway - The Cult Of Greed - Only Money Matters

A reader shares their story and some wise advice.

I was involved in Amway from May 2012 to March 2013. A friend invited me along to a monthly seminar and while I was overwhelmed with the terrible pop music, in-time clapping, positivity overload and promises of achieving my “dreams” and “goals”. Naively, I assumed my friend invited me for my benefit so I signed up that night.

I played ball for a few months (because I still had a shred of optimism), attended most of the functions (including three weekend conventions), bought stuff from the website, listened to the CDs and even hosted a house/launch party. I got put into a good team of normal people who all seemed supportive.

While some of friends knew it was a scam, I ignored them. Heading towards Christmas, reality finally hit. I lost my job momentarily in November and was limping by on my now meagre savings (thanks to all the money I’d spent on Amway). I was forced to look at the most important things to survive - pay rent and buy food – rather than wasting my time with Amway. Because of this reality check, I started to see through the feelgood bullshit of Amway. While they sell you on reaching your “dreams” and “goals”, the harsh reality is most of the money goes to the big guns: the Diamonds, the Oblongs, the Rectangles etc. Most of those who make it already have oodles of money and saving and don’t need Amway, they’re just being greedy.

Those who are students, low-income earners or who don’t have a secure income, Amway can be potentially damaging, spending money you don’t have on something you don’t need. In my time in Amway, I estimated I spent over $2,000 on various stuff and made less than $100. While I found the online shopping part convenient, it’s a hell of a lot cheaper to go down to your local supermarket and buy what you need. While I got my job back in late November, I immediately lost interest after the October conference (as I had to rebuild financially), I took until March to fully quit, mainly because my friend – who was now my “upline” – was away overseas and if I was going to quit, I wanted to do it face-to-face. In the ensuing months, I completely stopped activity: no more CDs, no more shopping, no more functions (I was always able to find a convenient excuse). When the March convention came around, I was upfront with my friend and he was fine with it. I left the convention on the Saturday afternoon and didn’t look back. It was a relief.

Looking back, Amway has had a negative effect on me emotionally. All the feelgood crap, false hope and focus on materialism made me cynical and bitter. Anytime people mention their “dreams” and “goals”, I roll my eyes dramatically. I’m nowhere near as optimistic about life as I was before I joined Amway. The worst part was, had I not been involved with Amway, my brief time out of work would have been more comfortable financially. Like most ‘get rich quick’ schemes, it relies on trickery and lots of materialistic, shallow rubbish. It’s basically saying “money is the only thing that matters.” I call shenanigans. Yes, money is great for peace of mind, but it doesn’t make you happy. If you want financial security, work hard, invest wisely and spend sensibly.